{"id":2145,"date":"2019-09-12T02:22:49","date_gmt":"2019-09-12T09:22:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/?p=2145"},"modified":"2019-09-09T13:52:32","modified_gmt":"2019-09-09T20:52:32","slug":"what-is-it-with-drunks-and-hot-dogs-excuse-the-profanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/2019\/09\/12\/what-is-it-with-drunks-and-hot-dogs-excuse-the-profanity\/","title":{"rendered":"What is it with Drunks and Hot Dogs?  (Excuse the profanity)"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On  several separate occasions we have camped next to &#8216;gentlemen&#8217; who have had a bit too much of the \u2018good stuff&#8217; and have boisterously stated for all to hear for hours on end that all they wanted was (and I quote, so excuse the profanity), \u201ca God Damn Mother Fucking Hotdog!!&#8221;, after which they fell sound asleep and snored like freight trains coming a barreling down the tracks. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So, tell me\u2026what is it with drunks and hotdogs?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">At another campground, we camped near a family with a screaming baby. We pondered whether the baby was channeling the drunks and just wanted a hotdog. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I guess we will never know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sorry, no pictures for this one\uf04a<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>On several separate occasions we have camped next to &#8216;gentlemen&#8217; who have had a bit too much of the \u2018good stuff&#8217; and have boisterously stated for all to hear for hours on end that all they wanted was (and I quote, so excuse the profanity), \u201ca God Damn Mother Fucking Hotdog!!&#8221;, after which they fell &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/2019\/09\/12\/what-is-it-with-drunks-and-hot-dogs-excuse-the-profanity\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;What is it with Drunks and Hot Dogs?  (Excuse the profanity)&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[2],"tags":[306,307],"class_list":["post-2145","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-drunks","tag-hotdogs"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p9ImxW-yB","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2145"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2146,"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2145\/revisions\/2146"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2145"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2145"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mackenziesontheroad.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2145"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}