What is it with Drunks and Hot Dogs? (Excuse the profanity)

On several separate occasions we have camped next to ‘gentlemen’ who have had a bit too much of the ‘good stuff’ and have boisterously stated for all to hear for hours on end that all they wanted was (and I quote, so excuse the profanity), “a God Damn Mother Fucking Hotdog!!”, after which they fell sound asleep and snored like freight trains coming a barreling down the tracks.

So, tell me…what is it with drunks and hotdogs?

At another campground, we camped near a family with a screaming baby. We pondered whether the baby was channeling the drunks and just wanted a hotdog.

I guess we will never know.

Sorry, no pictures for this one

2 Replies to “What is it with Drunks and Hot Dogs? (Excuse the profanity)”

  1. Can’t explain that one; last time I was loaded, I don’t remember craving a hot dog.

    However, in the the “be prepared” dept, maybe carrying a package of hot dogs might be cheap insurance of a good night sleep.

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