Last night, as usual, I had to pee in the middle of the night. I unzipped the tent, we were sleeping in the ground tent because if you’ve been to the Badlands you know the wind blows, I mean really blows, I mean hold the tent down or you’re going to parasail to Wyoming blows!
Well anyways, back to my bladder, so I unzipped the tent and crawled out, pulled down my shorts and started to pee when I heard a snort! I looked up and 15 feet away was a huge buffalo watching me pee. What was I to do? They had been roaming in and out of our primitive camping area for 2 days and seemed pretty docile. Should I finish peeing? He seemed calm, but wouldn’t stop staring at me, the perv. What’s a lady to do?
Of course, I finished peeing! Wished him a good night and crawled back into my sleeping bag😁
The badlands seems like the coolest spot so far. By the way, the Gambler is now stuck in my head.
I think Melissa just earned her Indian name ‘SheWhoPeesWithBuffalo’
Lmao!!
Me too!
Too funny Mike! I expect you to use that title from now on.
Rmember…you got to know when to hold’em…courtesy of Darrin😀
Amazing
Well, Meliss- you wanted to see a bison… now you got to see one ‘up close & personal’!! I so agree with Mike’s Indian name for you!!
Hi Chris, I think it might be the first of many new nicknames.
Better a buffalo than a rattlesnake! Parts of South Dakota a prime rattlesnake country!
I’d have to agree with that one. Tornadoes and rattlesnakes are not on my ‘must experience list’